Lyrics to Tourette’s (Nirvana)

In our latest post, we decided to contribute a bit to online dictionaries because Urban Dictionary, for lack of a better word, sucks (just kidding, there’s never been a more awesome word).  Today, we’re contributing to online lyrical meanings and analysis’.  One song that always puzzled us was “Tourette’s” by Nirvana.  We’ve looked it up a few times on Google searching for correct lyrics and interpretations, but they all contradicted each other.  For lack of a better word, they sucked.  If you don’t know for certain what a song’s lyrics are, what are you doing posting them for potentially millions to see?  We see misprinted lyrics every day; the Government should forget about Iran (that place was lame in the first place; it didn’t have an arcade and the food was subpar; we say let the terrorists have the freaking hellhole) and concentrate on saving the thousands of disturbed lyrics being misinterpreted on a daily basis.  Honestly, why would anyone post lyrics that they aren’t sure they have correct?  What is so hard about this?!  Do these sickos just enjoy being cussed out by fans (which is what we do whenever we see wrong lyrics posted) or are they so moronic that they can’t understand human speech when it’s being screamed into their head through headphones?  How does anyone sincerely get lyrics to basic rock songs wrong?  Where the hell’s our coffee?  Our only conclusion is the people posting incorrect lyrics enjoy the attention, negative as it is, which brings us back to the “idiot theory.”  Oh well, we’re fine with that, as long as we get to swear at them.

Back to Nirvana; we’re big fans, so we know this song backwards and forwards and we clearly know the lyrics for certain.  Sometimes we scream this song out the car window.  We get funny looks once in a while, but that’s not the point; the point is . . . nevermind, we forgot it.  Just look at the lyrics, okay?

Tourette’s by Nirvana

Byejfd jgfhd fhhg by ffiiddus
Byejfd jgfhd conffuf by ffiddus
Byejfd jgfhd fhhg by ffiiddus
Byejfd jgfhd conffuf by ffiddus

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey hey hey hey!

Dhfgjkdg dgggd by ffiddus
JgfzjkdddiyuiIHJ ddddd by fiddus
Dhfgjkdg dgggd by ffiddus
JGfzjkdddiyuiIHJ ddddd by fiddus

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey hey hey hey!

Ghfjkdhgg haahagfgfghfggghghghghghghghghghvgn
JgfzjkdddiyuiIhj ddddd by fiddus
Dhfgjkdg dgggd by ffiddus

C’mon fdh . . . C’mon . . . C’mon . . .

Interpretation:

Kurt Cobain, Nirvana’s singer/songwriter, has tourettes.

Don’t know/recegonize the song from the lyrics alone?  Where’ve you been?  Check the seizure-induced song here (opens new window).

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2 responses to “Lyrics to Tourette’s (Nirvana)

  1. Testing, yo. And yeah, Kurt TOTALLY looks like Tourettes Guy.

  2. 1st your website gains more credibility on the web and for your visitors

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