For those who don’t know, we’ve been in a little war with a website called “The Panic Button.” It started over a small feud over an image they stole from our site (and claimed it was their own), then escalated to the point where we impersonated a lawyer, telling Sssaam (owner of the Panic Button) that if he didn’t take the image down from his site immediately, we’d take him to court. Sssaam agreed to take it down, but a month later, after figuring out the lawyer was a fake (he discovered our IP address was the same as the “lawyer”), he put the image back up and made a post about us titled “Some People Are Just Stoopid.” We couldn’t sit back and take that abuse, so that’s why we’re writing this. Now that your caught up, you may continue . . .
Usually when we rant about a topic here at the Official Tubbo Website, we write a single post about it and are finished with the subject. Perhaps the lone exception to this “rule” are the Legoless Wars (where we wrote part one, then felt obligated to write a part two as well). But the Panic! Button, which is already on it’s fourth post about us, has been spewing so many lies that we just couldn’t sit back and hope that viewers wouldn’t be stupid enough to fall for it (because in all honesty, they aren’t). (Our first post about the Panic Button has been deleted because of an agreement we’ve worked out with Ssaam.) We had to post the truth for all the loyal Tubbo fans. So here it is: Weeding Out The REAL Garden (a parody of the Panic! Button’s ugly, lie-fueled post).
1.) We’ve freely admitted the lawyer issue was an impersonation.
Sssaam has claimed that we admitted that the lawyer emails were fake. That is true; we DID admit to it. The LIE is that Sssaam claimed to his viewers that we apologized by saying this:
We have nothing left to say to you. We admit it was a bit clever, tracking us with the “Among Us” widget. Yep, every single one of those accusations, the bullet points, are correct.
Sssaam follows this up by calling us “idiots”. If this really did happen, and we really did compliment Sssaam on his “cleverness” (don’t worry, we’ll get to that), why would he insult us? Obviously that “quote” is a lie. Either that, or Sssaam is an unstable lunatic who gets angry when people compliment him.
The only part of the entire “quote” that we actually said was the first part (“we have nothing left to say to you”). The rest of it is a lie. We would never compliment Sssaam on his so-called “cleverness” because Sssaam was NOT clever. A 4-year-old could demonstrate the same amount of wit he possesses. How hard is to paste a code for the Among Us widget into a sidebar? Well, it probably gave Sssaam a headache trying to figure out how to click the mouse, but anyone else should be able to do this. And that’s what we’re supposed to be complimenting? Better luck next time, Sssaam. In actuality, we said this:
The TRUE email from us to Sssaam. Doesn’t seem like an “apology”, does it?
2.) Sssaam doesn’t live in Ohio; he lives in omitted.
By the looks of one of Sssaam’s posts, he seems to think we believe he lives in Ohio. We’ve discovered where Sssaam does live, but the location has been omitted from this post due to a mutal agreement we’ve made with him.
Sssaam’s full name was also discovered using our lawyer hoax, but it too has been omitted. We’ll give you a hint though: his first name is Sam. Incredible, huh?
3.) The Panic! Button breaks the law with nearly every post they’ve ever made.
Sssaam and the Panic! Button have accused us many times of breaking the law. They’ve reported us to WordPress (wordpress.com), Ty (ty.com), and even emailed some lawyer whom we “impersonated” (the original Steven Burris). It’s rather ironic, because obviously we’ve NEVER been contacted by any of them; they don’t care about us. We’re still on the Internet, despite Sssaam’s attempts to get us deleted. He honestly believes big corporations like those care about what we do.
Sssaam likes making other people into the bad guy(s), but in reality, the one true criminal is Sssaam. Sssaam has stolen nearly every photo he has ever used for his so-very-illegal website. He fully admits to his thefts below:
Sssaam seems to think that it’s okay to use others images as long as he doesn’t claim they are his own. It’s not. If Sssaam hasn’t asked permission from the owners of these images to use on his website, it’s nothing less than THEFT, making Sssaam a dirty, lewd criminal. One of these days it’s going to catch up to him, and Sssaam will get what he deserves. You know those hilarious “Things To Do” lists Sssaam has on his website? Those are stolen. We could trace each and every one of those articles back to various places on the Internet. The “Things to do in a Bathroom Stall” was originally from here. “Things to Do at McDonald’s” was first made here. And every time you laugh at one of his jokes, you’re laughing at illicit activity. Makes you think, doesn’t it? Is Sssaam the person he claims he is?
4.) Last time we checked, our site wasn’t designed for 18+ viewers.
When Sssaam emailed Ty on our behalf, he stated our site contained 18+ material (view full email here). We suppose our site could be considered 18+… If you plan on spending your adult years watching Dora the Explorer and Sesame Street, if you still eat Animal Crackers, or if you still believe in the Easter Bunny. Sssaam, who does (or plans on doing) all of these things, naturally assumes our site is full of “adult humor”, but if you actually took the time to examine our site, you’d find that the worst thing said on this site is the word “crap”. Oh no, someone call the Child Abuse agency; they said “crap”! We know that children like Sssaam run to their mothers if a kid in school says the “H-Word” (“heck”), but most don’t, and most should be able to handle a tame website such as ours with breaking into tears.
5.) Sssaam hates his fans.
Sadly, this is the only conclusion we could reach; Sssaam really DOES hate the people who visit his site. Why else would he lie to them? He lied about where he lived, he lied about us… He would probably lie to his own mother (yes, the same crazy women who calms him when he cries over our website). A guy like Sssaam (and likely the entire crew at the Panic! Button) isn’t safe for young kids to be around. One day Sssaam is stealing images off the computer, the next he could be stealing TVs from the Mall. For all we know, he already is doing that, and from there, who knows how far he’ll fall? We just know that we don’t want to be involved in someone like Sssaam, and we encourage OUR fans to stay far away. As anyone can see, we’re protecting our fans. We only wish Sssaam would do the same…
Finally, we just wanted to show the world the email we sent Sssaam about his latest post just so you can witness the owning. We’re still waiting on a reply.
And that’s that, case closed. Final score: Tubbos: 1,000,000,000. Ssssaam: 0.
Update – Yesterday, a site designed to generate hate towards us titled WeHateTubbo.WordPress.com sprung up. Unfortunatley, we didn’t approve of it, and a quick email to WordPress’s Support got it shut down. For good. That just shows what the Tubbos disapproval can do to a site. Don’t let it happen to you.