Until then, we think it’s a horrid thing to force kids into mines for minimum wage. Horrid! Someone should do something about it.
Of course, it’ll be a different story once we’re adults. When we’re 18, we’ll be all like “get down in those mines, faggots! We’ll give you a penny an hour!” When we’re 18, we’ll be protesting against something far worse: forced adult labor.
To petition against forced adult labor, go to http://www.stopthemaddness.com (actually, that’s probably a real site, but we’re not taking the time to check it. Maybe we’ll get lucky and it’s a virus encripted site. You never know).