True bliss? We think not.

People (idiots) are always stumbling around blindly screaming “ignorance is bliss,” which is quite a dumb thing to say; just because you believe a monster isn’t under you bed, doesn’t mean he isn’t there.  We decided to conduct three tests to find out of ignorance really is bliss.

  1. The “Walk Into A Wall” Test

We decided to pretend like we didn’t see a brick wall coming up as we are walking down the street.  We are ignorant about the wall.  Will we be blissful?  NO! We banged our head into the wall and got a severe concussion and head trauma.  We’re writing this from a hospital.  What were we writing about?

Results:  Not bliss.

2.  The “Forget About Homework” Test

One night we had 50 math problems to do, but we didn’t want to do them, so we “forgot” about them in order to become blissful.  It didn’t work; our homework didn’t magically get finished and we failed.  Now we have to redo Kindergarten.  Then we yelled at by the Babysitter and Bill (our dad), and had to redo 50 problems.  Then we had to write “ignorance is not bliss, Goddamnit.” 200 hundred times.  If that’s bliss, we don’t want any in our life.

Results:  Not bliss, Goddamit.

3.  The “Police Are Not Here” Test

This is our final (and most dangerous) test to see if ignorance is truly bliss.  We decided to try and rob a bank despite the fact that a police man is right there.  We walked up with our semi-automatic hand gun (which we conviently found on the black market a few days earlier at a unbeatable price; the stuff they have on the black market these days!) and held up the bank right in front of the police man! We decided to become ignorant of the policeman in order for bliss to happen.  It didn’t freaking work!  Ignorance let us down again!  What a nerd!  We got arrested and sent to jail until Bill bailed us out, and then we got yelled at and punished!  Definitely not bliss.

Results:  Not bliss.

Not that any of these tests will matter.  The retards that believe ignorance is bliss will ignore these tests in order to remain ignorant, and nothing will change.  So basically, we got a concussion, extra math problems, and a blotch on our records for nothing.  Oh well.

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3 responses to “True bliss? We think not.

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