“Conrad Murray is innocent.”

“Conrad Murray is innocent.”
– Tubbo & Dubba Tubba, authors of this post.

Yeah, that’s right, we’re siding with the underdog for once in our life.  We’ve recently been reading news stories on this “Conrad Murray” person; Michael Jackson’s doctor who apparently prescribed MJ the drugs he overdosed on.  And guys?  The man is innocent.

Now, we’re no lawyers.  We don’t pretend to be lawyers unless you piss us off.  We’ve even been mistaken as illiterate Republicans despite the fact that we’re obviously Third Party.  But this story was chocked full of so much BS that one voice of logic could send the whole things spiraling down.  We hope to be that voice.  At the very least, we want to be the misinformed voice of stupidity that makes everyone else angry.  We’ll take either one.

First off, we’d like to say that if Conrad Murray is convicted of anything, it might was well be euthanasia, because Michael Jackson was definitely in on it.  We’re aren’t sure if Michael wanted to die or if he just wanted to get high (we thought about changing the previous sentence so it didn’t rhyme because of the seriousness of the topic, but we couldn’t bring ourselves to delete such awesomness), but we are sure that this wasn’t just a “wrong prescription” as some are claiming.  When you get the wrong medicine prescribed to you, you usually wind up with a headache.  Severe cases may cases cause vomiting and badass craps.  You very rarely die, unless the mistake is so tremendous that it practically had to be intentional.

Now, we’re not trying to make this out to be a conspiracy or anything (the Government didn’t kill MJ and aliens weren’t involved, we promise).  It’s simple; the public wants a scapegoat, so the Media gives them one.  Conrad Murray is the easiest target, and now he’s facing criminal charges.  If the cost of entertainment these days are a man’s life (he’ll likely be in jail for 4 years, but his record is pretty much screwed; we’ll be shot down by the Mafia overlord before this poor chump becomes a doctor again), we certainly don’t want to take part in it.

And if MJ was taking illegal drugs prescribed by this guy (which seems to be what the Media is saying)?  We think the charges should be the same; euthanasia.  If you ask us (which you are) and excuse our political incorrectness (we now we should wait a few years before turning on MJ-fans but this can’t wait that long), Michael Jackson got what he deserved.  Whether he was taking drugs to kill himself or just get high, he got what was coming to him for messing with them in the first place.  If he didn’t get the prescription from Conrad Murray (assuming that’s what they were for in the first place; they’re are so many uncertainties in this matter, no fair court could possibly convict anyone . . . ‘sept maybe a Texas court), he would have gotten them from someone else.  We believe Michael should be held accountable for his actions; they shouldn’t be blamed on a clearly innocent man.  And as Michael Jackson is dead, this game of “who-can-we-blame” should be forgotten, at least by the courts.

Even when you look at it beyond a moral standpoint, it’s still Michael who ordered the drugs, still Michael who took the drugs, and still Michael who is dead.  Let the matter die with him.

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18 responses to ““Conrad Murray is innocent.”

  1. mian

    your so wrong for this. michael wanted to sleep a doctor suggested this michael trusted the doctor and most likely used this often. he didn’t want to die, he had alot to look forward to. this doctor took an oath to do no harm and did harm a patient. he was negligent and gave stuff to micael that shouldn’t even be out of a hospital setting.

    he should get blamed and prosecuted and so should any other doctor who enabled michael.

    if michael really was addicted we must remember addiction isn’t a crime but prescribing to one is.

    • If Michael was addicted (which is what the case likely is), he is the only one we can blame in this situation. Not the doctor who followed his orders, not his random neighbors or family, but him. When a celebrity dies, the Media tends to gloss over his/her life. We are firmly against that, which is why this post went up. If you wanna hide your head in the sand, that’s fine with us, but don’t try to preach you skewed message to us.

      P.S. – we aren’t sure where you live, but in most places addiction is a crime.

      • Jim

        You actually say “If Michael was addicted (which is what the case likely is), he is the only one we can blame in this situation. Not the doctor who followed his orders” I hope this is just ignorance on your part. Although I doubt you believe it. Doctors, no matter who they work for, are required to follow the law and medical practice standard even when treating MJ. MJ is not responsible for telling a doc I want this med. DR Murray is responsible for saying no I can’t give that to you, especially here without the equipment. Thats not debatable, thats the law and Dr Murray broke that law. So he is not a scape goat. He is just being held accountable for failing to do what he knew he should and shouldn’t have done. This is an easy guilty as charged verdict.

  2. Dude, if u were able to comment on my site, then u must like it a little. If u rlly hated it u would leave ASAP. And look whos talkn. My blog has more color den urz and I bet most o ur hits r from family OOOOO!!!

    • “Pizzaman,” your idiocy honestly cracks us up. The first time we read your comment, the absurdity made us literally burst out laughing. We were also struck by the irony (don’t bother looking it up, you won’t understand the definition) of your name. “Pizzaman633?” Is that what you hope your future job is? Yeah, we guess there isn’t a buttload of options for someone who didn’t graduate from Middle School. Aim high, though. We think, if you really put your mind to it, you could not only be a useless Domino’s employee, but a useless Domino’s delivery boy! Of course, that would require learning how to drive, and we think that skill is a bit beyond you right now (just like communicating in a coherent way).

      And what a surprise. You respond with a nearly-direct quote from the Panic Button. The actual line is (the Panic Button is responding to someone calling them stupid in their FAQ):

      When people make these kind of comments, I realize that they must like the site a little. If I absolutely hate a website, I’m going to immediately leave. But when a person cares enough to make a comment, they must not hate our site that bad.

      Yeah, didn’t think anyone catch that random bout of plagiarism you displayed, huh? Well, at least you changed it up a LITTLE bit, even if all you changed was the correct grammar and proper spelling of certain words. But tell us; Do you just enjoy stealing from sites that you claim you look up to, or do you honestly lack the talent and intelligence to think up your own comebacks? Take your time, you don’t have to answer right away. We wouldn’t want you to strain yourself.

      If you’re gonna plagiarize something in a blatantly obvious way (actually, if you’re gonna plagiarize at all), at least plagiarize something worthwhile! That “quote” you “borrowed?” It’s worthless. It doesn’t make any sense. It sucks. If we really LOVED a blog, we’d probably type them up a comment saying so. If we were really INDIFFERENT to a blog, we’d probably just leave. But if we really HATED a blog, we’d probably type them a comment explaining why we hate them, because we’re those types of people (type awesome). Not only is it a sweeping generalization (not everyone’s a submissive little hack who runs out with their tail between their legs when someone says something they don’t agree with), but it’s a generally wrong generalization. MOST people don’t respond to controversy the way you described. If they did, the Government would already have burned the Constitution and you’d be dead. Hey! You’d be dead! We suppose it wouldn’t ALL be bad!

      Next time you steal something, make sure you steal it from someone awesome. Next time you steal from someone, make sure you steal it from us. Unless, of course, you have qualms against getting hunted down and killed. That goes from everyone, not just this idiot! Plagiarize from us, pay with your life!! Bring it on!!

      Don’t talk to us about hits. We KNOW how many hits you have. In fact, we bet yesterday, your hit counter had an enormous leap in hits just from us visiting to see how many hits you have.

      And how many hits DOES this poor chump have? It’s easy to talk big when you have 721 freaking hits. Especially when you’re talking to someone with over 19,000 hits. Yeah, our 100-year-old (or something) Grandmother visits our site 80 times a day. That makes since. Well no, it really doesn’t, but who gives a crap? Pizzaman will say it anyway!

      Your site has more COLOR than ours? Well congratu-freakin’-lations!

      And we’d like to end all this in the most offensive way we can think of: OOOOOO!!!

  3. Your insults are incredibly feable and your presence excrusiatingly insults the life on this planet. No one can be as stupid as you are. Ok yeah, maybe my blog looks a little like The Panic Button. Who freakn cares? And ur name ironicly suits your intelligence. You are a washed up old bum with no hope of being anything except a dirty hobo scraping food out of cans. For you, life goes downhill. There is no one as stupid as you and there will never be. Your the newest low for mankind. Why don’t you see a specialist? A specialist might actually help you to do something you can DO instead of ruin. Your blog is a disgrace to WordPress and every other blogging site ever. If your 100 year old grandma likes your site so much, why don’t you make her your wife. Oh ya! You can’t get a wife because your to busy being ugly. If there’s anyone uglier then you, its you. If you even dare LOOK at a girl she calls the cops on you. Your as retarded as your Mom says you are. The only reason your with your parents today is because you mom dosen’t even wanna see ugly babies living on the street. Have you ever heard “…its as easy as taking candy from a baby”? Well, you suck so bad its like a baby taking candy from you. You horrible disgrace, I hope you rot in heck and prey that you your death is as bloody and grusome as possible. Now why don’t you go through your useless, disgusting body off a cliff, k?

    • Thesaurus count (# of times you looked at a thesaurus for your response) – 124.

      Forcing big words into your vocabulary that normally wouldn’t be there does NOT make you smart. And misspelling said words makes you look stupid.

      We’ve noticed that idiots such as yourself start spewing BS and insults that have nothing to do with what they were arguing about in the first place. Like that random “you’re so ugly, blah blah blah,” — it has nothing to do with anything! You’ve never seen us once in your life (and hopefully never will); we’re strangers that you have talked to a couple of times over the freaking Internet. How are you qualified to make that kind of statement? We could say that you have a zit-encrusted face that has permanently sealed your eyes shut (which DOES explain why your name’s Pizzaman), but there’s only a small (in your case, 90%) chance that it’s actually true. So basically, you’re a presumptuous twat (and that’s not a random, unlikely insults — it’s the truth) who deserves to die in a way “as bloody and gruesome as possible.” Sheesh, you’re sure taking this pretty seriously, huh?

      By the way, your site doesn’t look “a little” like the Panic Button. It’s a crappy carbon copy. The theme is the same, they both revolve around a “random post” button, and the widgets you made contain pictures you stole from the Panic Button. If WE were the Panic Button, we’d be emailing Support to get your site shut down on the grounds of plagiarism to the 1st degree right now. What’s the point of blogging when all you do is steal from other sites? It just shows off your lack of originality. We can’t imagine how living in another website’s shadow (and rightly so) is at all fun. Doesn’t it get frustrating knowing that you’ll never be able to top your rival because you steal from them daily? We’re gonna give you some brutally honest advice; shut down your website. It’s worthless. You’re building yourself up for quite a rude awakening when you come down from your constant high (sniffing paint isn’t healthy, we hate to tell you) and see your website for the crap it is.

      If you enjoy displaying your stupidity for the world to see, keep blogging. Doesn’t matter to us though; we’ve got front row seats to the freak show, and we sure as hell aren’t complaining.

      • Call me whatever the hell you want, you can’t take me down. I know your bottomless pit of evil will be your downfall. You guys are just a bunch a little s**** with no hope of being anything than the worthless pieces of crap that you are. Rot in the firey depths of hell where you belong. And who types your insults, your little sister? Or maybe your mom because your sister probably died from your retardedness. I feel sorry for her, the SISTER of the most retarded person alive. And my blog aint a “Carbon Copy”. Yours is probably just somethimg your stupid imaginary friend came up with. So what if my blog looks the Panic Button. Who gives a f***. Man, if you could be anything than you are now, your worse. Your has alot of views from people following Sssaam. Your just a little, puny, wussy loser who’s throwing a big, long tantrum. Your blog is the tantrum. Now, I’m gonna sit here in my good chair, watching all the action. Hey, can have some popcorn? “Sure, here you go.” Thanks. Now come on, do something I know I’ll enjoy. I’m watching, all the good people are watching. Be sure to screw up miserably! People love that gig.

      • We’ve noticed that the angrier you get, the less coherent you become. Two comments ago, your insults were pathetic, but at least they kinda made sense. In this last comment, even that is gone. Our blog is made by our imaginary friend? What does that even mean?

        You’ve also completely stopped addressing the issues we’re bringing up; you’re blog DOES NOT look a LITTLE like the Panic Button — it’s virtually a REPLICA minus the humor, the mild intelligence, and the community.

        In that long, long reply you just posted, you mention the main point of OUR comment once. Once! Does that mean you agree with us? Your blog IS a sucky replica of the Panic Button? You must KNOW it’s true; if it wasn’t, you wouldn’t mind talking about.

        And you finish it off with, yet again, a stolen insult, this time our own. We didn’t mean for you to take the “steal from someone who matters” advice so seriously.

        You’ve become boring and illogical, so this will be the last comment you make on our site. Have fun being banned.

        P.S. – we don’t even have a sister, idiot.

      • Pizzaman633

        Tubbo & Dubba Tubba say: We weren’t joking — you’re banned. You were as lame as ever in this comment, so we see no need to let it through.

  4. You guys made me laugh a lot when you said, “We don’t pretend to be lawyers unless you piss us off.” It made me smile. :D

  5. I wish they’ed drop the MJ thing.HES DEAD!Get him off my danm tv!I’m tired of all the programs of him on tv.I’m lazy and you get bored of seeing him on TV Guied all the time!

  6. Nice post, I like the new theme. Keep up the good work, guys.

  7. I understand that fans want to hold someone responsible for Michael’s death, and I also understand how hard it is to make professionally perfect choices when a drug addict is begging for relief. So I feel more empathy for Murray than your average fan, and I’m not sure a criminal charge will fix him as much as a course in safe medicine and how to say no to patients who are desperate for drugs. Since Murray went back from the hospital to remove Michael’s “skin bleaching” vitiligo creams because he knew MJ wouldn’t want the world to see them, I believe he actually cared about MJ and losing this patient was probably devastation enough. I honestly think the homicide falls to the con artists-accusers and everyone who found Jackson guilty when he wasn’t. I have elsewhere used the word lynching and wrote extensively of how MJ was humiliated to death. No, I don’t think it’s responsible for a doctor to give excess drugs but I have no doubt that Jackson’s pain and persuasion was a tough challenge.

    But for all that, I take great offense to your ignorant comments stating that MJ got what was coming to him for taking drugs. That he got what was coming to him for “messing with them.” If everyone who “messed” with drugs deserved death, there wouldn’t be many people or animals left on the planet. Maybe not even you. Never taken one painkiller too many? Then you’ve never been in pain. Never had one beer too many? Bullshit. I get sick of the holier than thou attitude that a drug addict is different than the drug user who can “control” himself. The addict CANNOT control himself. That’s the difference. Anyone who can now control themselves with beer or Pamprin or the occasional line at a party, well good for you. But it’s not something special that you’ve done to “not lose control.” It’s not a special triumph of your worthier willpower. Even a bulwark of society like John McCain’s wife became an oxyhead, because she was in pain. MJ was in great physical and emotional pain.

    No one knows precisely how use turns to abuse turns to addiction. For an unfortunate few, it’s the first sip, the first hit. For most, it’s a complex relationship that begins socially or with a medical situation, and then creeps up. By the time an addict realizes it is happening, it has happened. Many don’t realize it even then.

    Addiction is a complicated disease, and yes, it is a disease, despite how it was fashionable a while back to claim it was purely psychological. It IS psychological, but now we know beyond a shadow of a doubt that addicts are more sensitive to pain, their neural reward pathways are more difficult to activate, and that once hooked, abstaining causes a whole host of physical illness and pain.

    Why should I be so passionate? Because I’m one of the lucky few who got away. Neither my husband or our beloved friend were so lucky.

    Before you open your mouth about how we are all gutter garbage and deserve to die, consider that we are hardly all losers:

    Ernest Hemingway, Robert Schumann, Edith Piaf, Fergie, Eminem, Kurt Cobain, Sigmund Freud, Stephen King, Little Esther Phillips, Ray Charles, Oprah Winfrey, Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Darrell Porter, Barney Ross, Sugar Ray Robinson, Steve Howe, Sonny Liston, Ty Cobb, Rush Limbaugh, Cindy McCain, Tammy Faye Bakker, Johnny Cash, Thomas Paine, Ayn Rand, Adolf Hitler, Van Gogh, former President Ulysses Grant, Alexander the Great, John Lucas, Hunter S. Thomson, Phillip K. Dick, Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Robin Williams, Michael Douglas, Nick Nolte, Boy George, Whitney Houston, Samuel L. Jackson, Billie Holiday, Annie Leibowitz, Naomi Campbell, Patrick Swayze, Johnny Depp, Etta James, Liz Taylor, Tom Arnold, Oliver Stone, Jackson Pollock, Brian Wilson, William Faulkner, Carson McCullers, Raymond Carver, Truman Capote, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen Crane, Theodore Roethke, Herman Melville, Delmore Schwartz, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dorothy Parker, Robert Lowell, Eugene O’Neill, John O’Hara, O. Henry, Conrad Aiken, John Berryman, Edmund Wilson, art Crane, Dylan Thomas, Isadora Duncan, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Herman Hesse, Robert Munsch, Cole Porter, Leo Tolstoy, Anne Sexton, Presidents Martin Van Buren, John Adams, James Buchanan and Franklin Pierce; Mozart, Beethoven……….to name a few.

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